tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977916873038990540.post1795026310511110832..comments2023-10-17T06:03:31.179-07:00Comments on The Mercurial Wife: Unwanted GuestsJohana Hillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11800292100885558497noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977916873038990540.post-68513248879791596502010-03-07T07:05:54.976-08:002010-03-07T07:05:54.976-08:00I've never actually used this line, but next t...I've never actually used this line, but next time she makes a remark you should say...<br /><br />"I might be fat, but you're ugly... and I can lose weight!"<br /><br />Heard one of my friends say it to a bitch at the bar one time and died laughing. ;PNuke Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15441827154896272488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977916873038990540.post-3601056882237592552010-03-04T17:20:35.811-08:002010-03-04T17:20:35.811-08:00Susie Q That joke cracked me up! LOL Thank you...A...<b>Susie Q</b> That joke cracked me up! LOL Thank you...Aunty X is way past her 50s but act like a damn 40-year-old-something...and she is always in hyper-like state...arrgghhh...Johana Hillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11800292100885558497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977916873038990540.post-13929330167157329682010-03-04T14:29:33.454-08:002010-03-04T14:29:33.454-08:00I wrote like a really long comment and it disappea...I wrote like a really long comment and it disappeared! *sniffle*<br /><br />Do you all know the joke about weddings/funerals?<br />You know the one, where a girl goes to family weddings and gets so annoyed because every time she shows her face, the old ladies come up to her and say things like "you'll be next" and "it'll be your turn soon". She never got them to stop no matter what she said, UNTIL she went to a family funeral and went to prod the ladies and said things like "you'll be next" and "it'll be your turn soon"...<br /><br />SO taking this in, next time she comes in, just stare at her very intently like there's something new about her and when she notices, just say that she reminds you of someone. When she asks who, just say "my friend's bulldog, it's got the same jowls...."<br /><br />Now obviously doesn't work with anyone in their teens but if they're any older.. BOOM! <br /><br />inconsiderate bitch.. :P<br /><br />xxTheHurthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10279389577768381661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977916873038990540.post-89411291297220056712010-03-04T13:36:19.920-08:002010-03-04T13:36:19.920-08:00I hate people who have stupid, unthoughtful commen...I hate people who have stupid, unthoughtful comments like that to share!Honey Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17895091186649302554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977916873038990540.post-86915186229160518562010-03-04T12:47:55.984-08:002010-03-04T12:47:55.984-08:00Maybe she was just thinking inside: "Damn.. s...Maybe she was just thinking inside: "Damn.. she is looking so good... AGAIN...should say something bitchy..." lol<br /><br />AgyTalksAgneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17708304896879388988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977916873038990540.post-40095679997984406212010-03-04T03:39:06.755-08:002010-03-04T03:39:06.755-08:00Jewels Diva My husband won't mind me cussing h...<b>Jewels Diva</b> My husband won't mind me cussing her ass stink! I'll try your suggestion... ;p<br /><br /><b>Barbara</b> True that!<br /><br /><b>Carina</b> I wanted to punch her so bad.<br /><br />Hahahaha <b>Tina</b> That's a good one. ;p<br /><br /><b>Annika</b> She didn't get in my house...I closed the door shut when I came out to meet her. I wouldn't let her in!<br /><br /><b>Julianna</b> And the thing is I'm losing weight but she can't see it or just doesn't want to!Johana Hillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11800292100885558497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977916873038990540.post-76867083569506931662010-03-04T01:10:32.767-08:002010-03-04T01:10:32.767-08:00i got super fat for about three months while datin...i got super fat for about three months while dating a personal trainer (!). we were at a department store together once, holding hands, when one of the sales ladies asked me "how far along" i was. i lost 20lbs soon after.<br /><br />sucks you can't tell this biatch to get a life.Julianahttp://www.nitewriting.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977916873038990540.post-89506763219024540792010-03-03T23:09:04.682-08:002010-03-03T23:09:04.682-08:00Damn, I wouldn't let her into my house! Put a ...Damn, I wouldn't let her into my house! Put a sign outside your door; "Ye shall respect me, or ye shall never enter"... Or punch her.Annikahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12090601704553835849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977916873038990540.post-54102372944993139442010-03-03T19:31:55.419-08:002010-03-03T19:31:55.419-08:00Weird. There are so many other things to say for ...Weird. There are so many other things to say for lack of other conversation than "You're getting fat!" <br /><br />You should say in reply, "Your face has gotten uglier."Tinahttp://vomitpopsicle.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977916873038990540.post-65542385434163969402010-03-03T18:51:22.615-08:002010-03-03T18:51:22.615-08:00How rude!! I would say something. Family, friend o...How rude!! I would say something. Family, friend or whoever ... nobody, and I mean nobody, pinches my tummy and asks if I'm pregnant!!!!Hepburn Hiltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13731700754429635426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6977916873038990540.post-35612795367536381842010-03-03T18:46:49.512-08:002010-03-03T18:46:49.512-08:00Ugh...I think everybody has a relative that is sup...Ugh...I think everybody has a relative that is super annoying.Barbarahttp://uptopdesigns.comnoreply@blogger.com