I got my wish! And I want to take it back!
I'm not going into details about my menstrual discomfort but good lord! it feels like there are 10 angry, macho footballers in my lower-belly, kicking the hell out!
So I jumped in bed, stayed there for almost 7 hours! And then I came upon a series of Haiku from the same book I got the Dirty Verses. It's quite a long list (I've already watched that episode of NCIS - where Abby gets stalked!) so it's alright. Now up to you to read till the end and laugh out loud! ;p
Let's start typing!
Apparently Sony's new portable PC comes complete with Haiku error messages designed to be more soothing to the frustrated Windows user. For example:
A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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You seek a Web site.
It cannot be located.
Countless more exist.
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Chaos reigns within.
Stop, reflect and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Aborted effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask way too much.
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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
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First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies.
So beautifully.
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With searching comes loss.
The presence of absence.
"June Sales.doc" not found.
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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao
Until you bring fresh toner.
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Windows NT crashed.
The Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
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A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
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Three things are certain.
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
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You step in the stream
But the water has moved on.
Page not found.
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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky.
But we never will.
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Having been erased,
The document you are seeking
Must now be retyped.
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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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HAPPY WEEKEND! ;p
