...day, month, year!
Make it forever!
While you all were busy watching the TV show 24, I was ensconced in a world full of crime with, for company, Horatio and Grissom. I was so obsessed with CSI that no other TV shows would deviate my attention from that. Then I discovered NCIS. I ditched Horatio and Grissom for Gibbs, Ziva, Tony, Abby and McGee!
And now, since last week Jack Bauer is invading my dreams! I've pulled down all the seasons of 24 and Honey Lips and I are hooked! We can't watch any other TV shows at the moment. Honey Lips wants to skip work because the suspense is killing him. He gets excited like a gullible kid who thinks Santa would climb down the chimney at any moment. My sexual relationship has never been better, mind you.
In one week's time, we finished watching 5 seasons! Tonight, season 6 is on!
Waxing lyrical about Jack Bauer is my new hobby. And that of Honey Lips' too!
Last Friday (while 24 is on):
"Mmm, why are you kissing me so much? You're disturbing me!", I petulantly asked HL.
"I can't kiss Jack Bauer so I'm kissing you!", HL laughed.
"Gay!", I grinned at him.
"Whatever...Jack is THE man!", HL said.
I don't know if that's a good thing or not but right now I don't care because, Jack, fosho, is THE man!
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Sex Faces
I was 8 or 9 years old and I remember the first thought that crossed my mind when I met one of my teachers was how would he look in his underwear? And I had this clear image of him in a brown speedo (of all things!) and I couldn't stop giggling! Well, yeah, I was a damn precocious child!
Then I reached my 16th birthday. Everything changed. Well, not every thing but let's just say my thoughts took a slight diversion. Instead of underwear, I wonder about sex faces. Yes, faces/expressions you make while having sex. When I meet someone for the first time, I think of sex. That sounds bad, isn't it? I don't want to sex you up. No. Far from that. Here's how it goes in my head when I come across a stranger:
My inside-my-head-voice - if it's a man: Mmm, he's not bad. I wonder how he looks like when he's having sex? Does he moan? Or does he say dirty things to his partner while riding him or her? What expressions does he make when he's about to cum? He looks like the mouth-open-tongue-out-type...I wish I were a fly on the wall or wherever he happens to be when he gets his groove on...
If it's a woman: Mmm, nice boobies (I get turned on by luscious boobies...ssshhh!). Does she like to be on top? This one looks like she moans like the French. You know, like sensual, low-pitched, howling sounds. What facial expressions does she make? Will she look ugly when her vaggie's getting invaded? Does she pant like a licking dog?
And on and on it goes...I try to picture 'em in several positions and mind you, I don't get turned on; it's just a lazy hobby I've freakishly picked up while watching too much porn for the last 8 months! Gah..
I know I look ugly when I moan and groan during intercourse. Honey Lips told me once, post-intercourse, that my face is weird when he's riding me. I always end up with a tear-stained face though. What about ya?
Then I reached my 16th birthday. Everything changed. Well, not every thing but let's just say my thoughts took a slight diversion. Instead of underwear, I wonder about sex faces. Yes, faces/expressions you make while having sex. When I meet someone for the first time, I think of sex. That sounds bad, isn't it? I don't want to sex you up. No. Far from that. Here's how it goes in my head when I come across a stranger:
My inside-my-head-voice - if it's a man: Mmm, he's not bad. I wonder how he looks like when he's having sex? Does he moan? Or does he say dirty things to his partner while riding him or her? What expressions does he make when he's about to cum? He looks like the mouth-open-tongue-out-type...I wish I were a fly on the wall or wherever he happens to be when he gets his groove on...
If it's a woman: Mmm, nice boobies (I get turned on by luscious boobies...ssshhh!). Does she like to be on top? This one looks like she moans like the French. You know, like sensual, low-pitched, howling sounds. What facial expressions does she make? Will she look ugly when her vaggie's getting invaded? Does she pant like a licking dog?
And on and on it goes...I try to picture 'em in several positions and mind you, I don't get turned on; it's just a lazy hobby I've freakishly picked up while watching too much porn for the last 8 months! Gah..
I know I look ugly when I moan and groan during intercourse. Honey Lips told me once, post-intercourse, that my face is weird when he's riding me. I always end up with a tear-stained face though. What about ya?
MIA To BIAB
You might be asking yourself what's BIAB, right? It's Back In Action Bitches!! :p
And well if you're wondering what's MIA, then I guess I'll tell you to sod off!
Anyways, yes I'm back and I've missed you too guys. It's been so long!
The Mercurial Wife is back.
And another post will follow shortly. Just let me catch my breath from all the hugs I know I'll be getting from y'all! ;p
See ya!
And well if you're wondering what's MIA, then I guess I'll tell you to sod off!
Anyways, yes I'm back and I've missed you too guys. It's been so long!
The Mercurial Wife is back.
And another post will follow shortly. Just let me catch my breath from all the hugs I know I'll be getting from y'all! ;p
See ya!
Saturday, January 29, 2011
A Blushing, Inconsequential Thought
I just woke up from a fierce, powerful, wet dream where I actually felt my hips thrust up and forward...My eyes were forcefully open just when I felt that lick of flame searing me down there...
I'm shaken and I'm trying to remember what the guy looked like but, alas, all that comes to mind is a set of perfectly white teeth, grinning as if the cat got the cream....
Plagued with wantonness and desire, I can only hope time does fly this time...because I just can't wait for some lil action...
I'm shaken and I'm trying to remember what the guy looked like but, alas, all that comes to mind is a set of perfectly white teeth, grinning as if the cat got the cream....
Plagued with wantonness and desire, I can only hope time does fly this time...because I just can't wait for some lil action...
