*Insert A Moue Here*

It pains me to say...but I'm going dark!

I no longer feel like I can be what I want on TMW.

Prying eyes bother me.

Many things bother me.

Putting it all out on the net is all good as long as you know no one knows it's you!

My freedom, albeit cloaked by anonymity, doesn't rejoice me as before.

It's time for me to move on.

Wish all of you the very best because you deserve it.

Words are not enough to describe the joy y'all have given me by subscribing, reading and following the blog.

I don't know what else to say save for this is goodbye?

Love you all...

MIA To BIAB

You might be asking yourself what's BIAB, right? It's Back In Action Bitches!! :p

And well if you're wondering what's MIA, then I guess I'll tell you to sod off!

Anyways, yes I'm back and I've missed you too guys.  It's been so long!

The Mercurial Wife is back.

And another post will follow shortly.  Just let me catch my breath from all the hugs I know I'll be getting from y'all! ;p

See ya!

A Blushing, Inconsequential Thought

I just woke up from a fierce, powerful, wet dream where I actually felt my hips thrust up and forward...My eyes were forcefully open just when I felt that lick of flame searing me down there...

I'm shaken and I'm trying to remember what the guy looked like but, alas, all that comes to mind is a set of perfectly white teeth, grinning as if the cat got the cream....

Plagued with wantonness and desire, I can only hope time does fly this time...because I just can't wait for some lil action...

There's Always A Bitch Who Tryna Fuck Up My Love Story!

Part II with details coming up soon. 

Whispers: I'm at work! Hush...

I'm Off Tomorrow!

So I might post something? Who knows...:D

Moved to Tumblr!

I'm keeping this blog open too!

Mainly, I'll blog on Tumblr.  Got a new job and I don't really have time to do pretty much anything else but work.

As it's easier to post on Tumblr - especially when you're at work! -, I'll do my best to update it as often as I can!

So why don't you head over to Oh, The Things You'll Read and subscribe?! ;p

Oh My!

I can't remember the last time I checked this blog.

So much has happened since my last post.

Thought I would sit down and get a new layout for this blog but I kinda got 'strayed' away.

Anyway, I'll be doing the layout this week-end.  Hopefully!

Also, I've got a few things I gotta ponder on...Updates will be coming soon.

Lost 2 followers. :p

No worries.

So yeah, I'll get down to business real soon.

Hope y'all enjoying a good week-end?

My Fingers Itch!

Okay.  Here goes.  I'll be making some changes up in this motherbitcher of  a blog!

I know some of you think that it's crazy - that I'm crazy - to keep changing templates and all but did you know that I get bored easily? Like, how I hate routines or staring at the same thing every day? *shudders*

And then I'm falling deeper and deeper in love with some of the bloggers out there.  I won't mention names now but after the complete layout-haulage, I'll publish a special post.  Just know that you guys are my source of inspiration.  I swear.

Plus, Christina gave me an award! Again, it'll come up in the next post.

Sorry for not linking right now but my fingers are itching!

I need gloves!

Peace!

P.S: Check out my Twitter profile! I put up a real picture of me but it's cropped! It's not Christmas yet, guys! Ha! Anyway, I'll take the pic down by the end of this week.  Go on...;p

My Pixelated Relatives!

Before I start whining, I think not a lot of you (if not all of you) know that Honey Lips is back in London.  I'm still back home, enjoying the delicious cooking of my mother, whose aim is to make me lose weight and not the reverse.  Maybe that's why she's starving me, like I'm having tea and/or coffee, and baguette for lunch! Terrible! Well not that much.  I enjoy eating bread and it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know how to spread butter, right? There you go...

Anyway, between looking for jobs - I might as well make some money while I'm here -, and being home alone, I'm savoring every second of this temporary respite.  And not to sound too catty, I hate being disturbed.  Especially on days I'm feeling good (remember I said I was craving for some single days?) and feel like talking en-tete-a-tete with myself.  Like this morning, I woke up, very chirpy.

I'm by my desk-table, just finished pulling on a cigarette (hard to kick off that smoking habit, yo!), when I heard the side gate protesting noisily.

Oh Lord! Who is it now? Not my cousin? I can't take her righteous self right now! 

Don't get me wrong. I like her.  She's okay.  But, man, give me a break! Yesterday, we spend a couple of hours together.  I got nothing more to tell her.  Well, not at the moment anyway.

So I waited for her knock.  I went downstairs to open the door and let her in.  Forcing a happy-to-see-you grin, I invited her to come upstairs.  After a half an hour of useless banter, I helped her out with her resume and all.  Minutes later, she said she had to go (Oh yes!) but she was not budging! She then recommended me a movie (comedy) and I okayed.  She's still not budging FFS! I had to look up the movie on YouTube (stingy arses that we are!) and she watched the first 10 minutes of the movie with me!

"This movie is so funny, and the guy is so sexy.  I love him.  The end is so hilarious.  I was laughing so hard my belly ached!", she interrupted my murderous thoughts.

"Look, what's he going to do! He's so cute!", she continued.

"Oh no, don't tell me...I want to watch it!", I faked a protest.  But no, really, if you'd already watched the movie, spare me the on-the-side comments and let me enjoy the movie.  Please!

"Oh I wasn't going to tell you what'd happen next.  I'm not like that", she bit back.  Grrr...


A couple of deep chuckles here and there, her phone rang.  It was her mother.

"Okay, I gotta go." Well, I'd hope so!

Eventually, she did leave! Like, five minutes after.

Well, hey, Internet is my sister, my brother, my cousin, my uncle, my aunty....and now my husband too! Don't blame me....seesh...

A Short Letter

I promise y'all I'll be back online soon.

I miss y'all so much.

Life has been hectic for the last few weeks and it won't end until after mid-August.

I have plenty to say but don't really have time to blog about it.  If I remember everything then surely, you'll read about it soon enough. ;p

Coming home feels weird.  It's been 6 years and although I'm happy, it feels different.  I haven't put my finger on it yet but I'll figure it out.

Anyway, Honey Lips and I are doing good.

Looking forward to reading your stories!

I'm Home!

I'm back home for a while.  My sister is getting married this week-end!

So much to do in so little time...

Bear with me please my lovelies...

Kisses to y'all...

Yes! I'm Alive And Kickin'

I know it's late - at least where I'm at (I'll get to that in a min!) - and I thought a mini update is required, no?

Baby G left Thursday morning and Friday morning I flew out of Smaller Island for Barba-friggin'amazing-dos! Honey Lips and I spent the day and we're flying out again in a few hours to another destination!

Just came back from town where we had an amazing time.  Bajan nightlife rocks yo! Can't wait to come back.

A couple of you has passed on blogger awards to me and I thank you! I feel really special.  Will update the blog soon.

The Nino/MKL interview got a good response and I thank each and every one of you.  Nino is a good friend and I'm happy I found his blog when I did.

David from Scribnia published my interview.  Why don't you read it huh? ;p I'll post the whole interview on my blog soon!  Thank you David! ;p

Right now Honey Lips is snoring - he told me he wants to lie down for a fiver before we tackle the luggage but it looks like I'll have to wake up early in the morning to re-do the packing.

Anyjiggyway, I'll be back soon.  Be jealous in the meantime! ;p

Boatloads of kisses to y'all! xxxx

Be Back Soon!

I never thought or imagined having a child can be so time-consuming! And the child is not even mine.  Gah...

Anyway, updates: It's Carnival; Baby G doesn't let me do pretty much nothing unless it involves her; I'm sleeping like a newborn; The Mercurial Wife Interviews' next segment is coming up soon; Will upload something else by the end of the week or sooner. ;p

Hope y'all are missing me! And thank you for the awards ladies.  It makes my day even brighter!

Sending my love to y'all...xxxx

Mini Update:  Every time I switch on the laptop Baby G wants to play 'let's feed coffee to the tiny people'...what she means is let's play Facebook's Cafe World...she once saw me playing it...LMAO...

I'm A Very Busy Woman...

This post is all about updates.  

Remember Main Squeeze?  I haven't heard from her in a long while.  The last time I saw her was when she brought her dad over to introduce him to Honey Lips and I.  That was in March, if my memory serves me right.  I've met The Pimp last week.  Saw him a couple of times before and always alone or in the company of friends.  Is he still with Main Squeeze? I'm not sure.

Treadmill Mouth went underground for a good portion of the last 2 months.  He then re-appeared 3 weeks ago.  I think he was hiding away, out of shame.  Because almost everyone caught him out on his gossip-y habits.  Honey Lips conveniently turns his head away or just leaves when Treadmill Mouth is around.  HL doesn't want to be associated with the likes of TM.

Attitude Boy became the father of a little girl last month.  His first baby mother and the twins are still in NY.  His attitude still sucks.  Pretty Woman went to the US and in her first week in the states, she already started applying for modelling jobs.  Facebook says she's reaching places.  I wish her all the best.

Flat Face and Horny Pants haven't left each other's bed as of yet.  God bless them.

Lover Boo is still pining for Virgin Boo.  Lover Boo wastes spends her time analyzing the unjustices of unrequited love while Virgin Boo is doing her best to keep things platonic.  It's no use talking to either one of them.

Stupid Girl should have been named Sucker Girl.  A couple of weeks ago, I caught her (not exactly caught her since she doesn't bother hiding the nasty habit) sucking her thumb! She sits on her balcony, sucking her thumb! Well good for her.  At least she's practising something! Sucking skills are very important if you want to succeed in life, right?  You don't know?  Ask Stupid Girl's mum.  I met her for the first time last week and I would be so right in believing that she condones her daughter's lifestyle.  As a matter of fact, SG's whole family knows of her affair with High Cock.  Talk about family support!

Anyway, let's get to the good news.

Honey Lips is still trying to be funny and cracking jokes left, right and center while The Mercurial Wife is being a bitch.  As always.


Side Note: Why are you skimming? Go click on the links and read the stories if you haven't already! There's a good girl. ;p