Every time Honey Lips and I plan on having sex (due to his hectic schedule, we gotta plan!), we fall asleep on each other; sometimes during foreplay! Now you must be saying: "Well, I understand Honey Lips works hard, so he can be excused but what about you? Why do you fall asleep?".
Don't worry, my crystal ball doesn't reveal pertinent secrets, only the obvious ones. Plus, I ask myself the same question. I don't do any manual work (remember the old bitch who said my hands are smooth? Yea...there you go...). As soon as I lie down in bed, my eyes start feeling heavy and before I know it, I'm nodding off like a baby. What's the reason? I don't have a scooby.
Very often, we catch up in the mornings, all the while discussing who fell asleep the first the previous night. And we always blame each other. And then after sex, I get bitchy. It's like the sexual climax releases hatred into my weak system and I bitch like a bitch. I make noise at everything. For that too, I got no explanation.
And why the hell am I telling you all this?
Just wanna bitch, that's all.
kthxbai.
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