Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Where You And I Laugh Till We Spill Our Guts

Monday sucked for you?

Well it's a brand new day today.  Forget why your boss shouted at you yesterday.  Forget the bus you missed yesterday morning and consequently reached to work late.  Forget everything bad that happened to you yesterday.  Unless you love Mondays and nothing and no-one can make you feel like a dead-ass rat on a Monday morning.

Well if you visit my my blog to have a laugh then I promise you, it won't be any different today because what I have for you is pure cruelty but in a funny way.  You can be cruel and funny at the same time, can't you?  Good! I knew it.

Okay.  Enough of my blabbering and let's get that funny bone of yours tickled pink.

What you'll find below is some snapshots of Yahoo! Answers Hall of Shame.  I came across them while browsing my boring Sunday away.  And I did my best to come up with the best answers I could.  Grab that cup of coffee girl (or fix your glasses....oh you drink tea? Me too! What brand?...Hello! We're talking about Yahoo! dumb-ass questions here!....Gee girl, calm down, we'll talk tea in another post...kthks!) and read on!

You'll crack the jar if you fart in it...(got it?)

Gee I don't know.  I guess if you do forget how to breathe, we won't have to read any more of your dumb-ass questions? Good riddance it will be!

Just like you get used to having a fucking penis shoved up your crack?

Have you ever heard of the hospital?  You know, the place where little green men and women run around naked, smoking weed (ref. to Nurse Jackie) because they got nothing better to do? Because people like you, instead of getting off your arse and seeking professional/medical help, you prefer switching on your PC, open a Yahoo! browser and type away your silly question.

Ha! I couldn't come up with a better answer than The End's.

Are you kidding me?  You know how to post a question on Yahoo! but don't know how to use a calculator?

Call E.T.  He might know who kidnapped you.  But first you have to call Spielberg to get E.T's phone number.  Or Drew Barrymore!

I would like to add: Just like you put on weight when your brain registers new information.

If you want to see where fools congregate visit Funny Yahoo! Answers!

Now let's hear your answers! Because I know a lot of you can come up with better answers than mine! ;p

Chop, chop!


Stacy said...

Hahaha, those are hilarious!

ChinkyGirLMeL said...

Stupid questions that really had me chuckling! hehehehe. Thanks for making me laugh.

Johana Hill said...

Stacy and ChinkyGirlMeL I've been laughing since Sunday! LMAO

Gnetch said...

Where do these people come from? Haha! Can't stop laughing.

Wynn Wygal said...

I think that the best one of these is by far the one in which the guy asked what he should do with the knife in his leg. Now that's a story to tell the grandkids.

Tina said...

I'm so glad someone asked about the knife blade--the same thing happened to me and I've been trying to figure out what I should do. Going to the hospital would be too easy.

Carina the Blogarina said...

Hopefully, people are asking these question to make us laugh! :)

Brittney said...

Yeah, I wonder if people are actually saying this stuff to make the "Funny" part of the Yahoo Answers. The fact that someone got abducted by aliens and runs to the computer to tell everyone about it makes me laugh hardest. I feel like the guy with the knife in his leg is CRAZY! hahaha

Jewels Diva® said...

I cannot get over the stupidity of people.


Magpie said...

You know when you watch medical shows with patients and you think "God, how did they wait so long before visiting a hospital?! How could anybody be so willfully stupid!'

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr.Knife-in-the-Leg is here to show us how it's done. Congratulations Mr.Knife-In-Leg. Maybe if you're lucky the wound will turn septic and you'll die, winning yourself a well-deserved Darwin Award! LUCKY!

Nuke Girl said...

Dude, all I have to say is... What kinda fucked-up drugs are these people ON?? I am dying right now!! Thanks, J, I haven't laughed this hard all week. :)

P.S. ~ "Is it possible to laugh so hard that I literally spill my guts? Cuz I think I just did and I'm not sure what do about it, but there's guts everywhere." lol

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B. said...

I am laughing so hard. It astonishes me that people are so remedial!!

Juliana said...

never knew of funny yahoo answers.. why must you add fuel to my unproductivity fire???

Susie Q said...

It's amazing how stupid people are.. And they seem to get stupider as time goes by!

The best one of these was "If I have sex when I am pregnant, can my baby get pregnant?" *facepalm*


mrs. b. said...

oh my word. i cannot even handle these!

for some reason i love the "forgetting how to breathe" one. but i mean, yea, if you're healthy and you excersice (enough) you should be fine.


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