Monday sucked for you?
Well it's a brand new day today. Forget why your boss shouted at you yesterday. Forget the bus you missed yesterday morning and consequently reached to work late. Forget everything bad that happened to you yesterday. Unless you love Mondays and nothing and no-one can make you feel like a dead-ass rat on a Monday morning.
Well if you visit my my blog to have a laugh then I promise you, it won't be any different today because what I have for you is pure cruelty but in a funny way. You can be cruel and funny at the same time, can't you? Good! I knew it.
Okay. Enough of my blabbering and let's get that funny bone of yours tickled pink.
What you'll find below is some snapshots of Yahoo! Answers Hall of Shame. I came across them while browsing my boring Sunday away. And I did my best to come up with the best answers I could. Grab that cup of coffee girl (or fix your glasses....oh you drink tea? Me too! What brand?...Hello! We're talking about Yahoo! dumb-ass questions here!....Gee girl, calm down, we'll talk tea in another post...kthks!) and read on!
You'll crack the jar if you fart in it...(got it?)
Gee I don't know. I guess if you do forget how to breathe, we won't have to read any more of your dumb-ass questions? Good riddance it will be!
Just like you get used to having a fucking penis shoved up your crack?
Have you ever heard of the hospital? You know, the place where little green men and women run around naked, smoking weed (ref. to Nurse Jackie) because they got nothing better to do? Because people like you, instead of getting off your arse and seeking professional/medical help, you prefer switching on your PC, open a Yahoo! browser and type away your silly question.
Ha! I couldn't come up with a better answer than The End's.
Are you kidding me? You know how to post a question on Yahoo! but don't know how to use a calculator?
Call E.T. He might know who kidnapped you. But first you have to call Spielberg to get E.T's phone number. Or Drew Barrymore!
I would like to add: Just like you put on weight when your brain registers new information.
If you want to see where fools congregate visit Funny Yahoo! Answers!
Now let's hear your answers! Because I know a lot of you can come up with better answers than mine! ;p