But how much of a nuthead am I really? You don't know that!
Now before you read the following, let me warn you that this post is of a delicate subject and if you're eating, come back after you're done stuffing your face.
Okay. You ready?
Alright...
Recently, I've been smelling my own panties...and I like the way it smells!
Hey put that phone down! I'm perfectly sane and I do not need to be admitted to Nutty Hospital! And don't try smelling your panties NOW! You can do it later. After you finish reading this post.
So tell me. Have you ever tried to smell your own knickers? Especially after you've washed the vajay after sex?
That pleasant smell comes only after sex. And stays for a few days.
For the first time, yesterday, I confessed to Honey Lips and he just laughed and called me a freak!
"I like the way my pussy juice smells after we done fucking", I excitedly confessed.
"You're a freak!", he chuckles.
"I think it's because my juice is mixed up with yours. And I love the way your cock smells after sex.", I continued.
"Tell me that again tonight!", he suggests.
But we didn't have sex last night because we both fell asleep!
He took care of business today though and Lordy Lord I can't tell you how much that scent excites my senses.
AnyIamnottellingyouanotherwordabouttodayssexway, ain't it a motherbitcher when after lovemaking you go to wash the poumpoum and one drop of pussy juice trickles down your legs and then you gotta step back in the shower and wash again?! Totally annoying, isn't it?
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It's not that graphic, is it? *ashamed*
Whoooaaaa-kay. Hahaha!
P.S. Just in case you wanna know, the captcha on my comment was vajgine -- coincidence? Hahaha!
Hahahaha Gnetch...not a coincidence at all!
I am deeply disturbed by this post.
Men in white coats have been dispatched to your location.
xx
I'm locking my door Susie Q! ;p
Wow! You seriously have me cracking up over here!
hahahahahaha
you crack me up
Haha.. finally a blogger who tells the things the way they are. I'm not sure all the girls are crazy about their smell, but many are, only they're shy to admit. I love how open you and HL are. I'm somewhat like that myself ;)
This just goes to prove that the only thing that sells on the internet is sex and cute pets. Tempting as it sounds to go for the big one, I'm not convinced that combining the two will do anything other than get me arrested or lynched by angry pet owners…..
MKL Whatever crosses my mind I put it down! ;p
BlackLOG Sex with pets is like rape! Ha!
What even if the pet wears jeans* and does not say no?
*Some statement from a judge that a woman wearing jeans could note be raped????
This is hilarious. Hahahaha!!!
I know for sure that when I was pregnant I hated the smell but now I dont really give that much atention!!!Lol!
BlackLOG How many pets wear jeans? Anyway you can remove them! LOL
I also do notice the smell :D
PS: Thank you for the birthday greetings! I just became your 75th follower! :)
My virgin eyes and nose. :P
lmao!
bahahahahahah!!!!! AMAZING. you never cease to amaze me. bhahahahahhaaha omg AMAZING.
Few people would admit to this, you brave soul, but then again... you ARE anonymous! :P
I've done it. I'll admit it. And I don't do this a whole lot anymore since I kinda grew outta the phase, but I used to roll into work reeking of booze, sex and rock 'n' roll. Like "I can smell the sex every time I get up from my desk chair" reeked of it! LOL.
I might lose followers because of this admission. And I don't care. I love you! :)
OMG you are the BEST! I.die.
Yay Magpie! At least someone who admits she likes smelling her own panties! ;p
Elizabeth Marie Thank you! ;p
Nuke Girl You won't lose any followers! You gotta tell us about your phase! ;p Love you back sugar plum!
Good lord lady! I'm all hot n' bothered. My man doesn't know what he's in for tonight!
Hahahahaha
I think depends on how much you like the guy and how hot he is. I've been with a man super good looking and smelling so good, I wont mind sniffing every inch of his body including post-sex juices. Hahaha.
I think you left most of your followers hot and bothered, you cant just cut us off like that. I bet your story will be used in bedrooms around the world now... Keep it coming....
I love how you tell it like it is.
Oh yes, I am familiar with the nights you have to shower twice...or even better 3 times afterward!
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