"Hey I see you clicking on some [insert some tongue-clacking here] links", Honey Lips teased me while stepping out of the living room.
I'm on the porch, enjoying a cup of tea and Kiss cakes. I know it's bad but I woke up hungry! My laptop is on. I need to check my Reader etc., and the first thing I do after my morning shower and tea is to read blogs and check mails.
"What?", I asked.
He came to stand by me and put his hands on my shoulders. So I hugged him.
"Eating Kiss cakes in the morning huh?", he observed.
"What to do? My husband feeds me with 'em", I sarcastically replied.
"You think you can lose 25 pounds by tomorrow morning?", he queried.
"Hahahaha...", I merely laughed and held onto his protruding belly.
"Can YOU lose 10 pounds by tomorrow morning?", I asked.
He sucked the belly in and exclaimed, with all gusto, "Why mess with beauty?!"
Well I shouldn't be surprised really...after all, he kisses his own reflection any chance he gets! The lack of confidence I bear makes up for his extravagant self-assurance! Balance is restored. I think.
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Ohh!I hate when he puts his hands on my shoulders!!And that look they take?!"I'm the only one in the world girl!"
Are you clicking on XXX links naughty girl?
I maintain that sort of 'self-help' burns calories...
hahahaha. Now that's what I call a balance of nature. hehehehe. Whenever my boyfriend and I are together he always wants me to eat a lot, it's so annoying because he says he wants to fatten me up so that no other guy will ever look at me! Grrr!
That's one of my morning rituals too! I love scrolling through the google news and blog reader with a cup of coffee.
xx
Delilah
I may have said this many times but I'll say it again. You and HL are meant for each other. Haha.
Kisses his own self-reflection.... talk about weirdo. :P
Be confident in yourself. :)
From a Low Self-esteem/ Confidence (It's possible!) Girl
You two are funny blobs of funniness
Kisses his reflection, bahahahahahaha!!!!
OMG! Thank You for following my blog. You made my day
Big hugz
Libby
xox
Your boyfie is awesome! Always has a sharp answer. Sorry, Jo, you can't beat men, we ALWAYS have answers for everything and if they don't make sense to you, it's ok, because they don't make sense to you ;-)
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