Friday, June 25, 2010

It's Friday. Let's Have A Laugh!

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If you're missing the drama, don't worry, I'll bring you some in the near future. I'm helping Honey Lips with a project of his and that's why you won't see me commenting that much on your blog.

But anyway, amongst the chaos, I have a joke for y'all.

Baby G will be 4 years old this year and she's the daughter of my FIL and his wife.

"Oh Baby G! You wet your bed! Why did you wet your bed?", asked FIL's wife.

Baby G panicked and desperately said, "I was resting on my bladder!"

Now nobody has taught her (yet) that word! And she keeps surprising everybody with new grown-up words! She hasn't started preschool yet.  All she does is help her mommy and grandma around the house and watch TV.

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One time, when she was visiting, I was helping her take a bath.

"Don't touch my vagina!", she screamed at me when I was lathering her body with the baby soap. 

That shocked me and I told her mother but luckily, the mother taught her about vaginas and how men or anyone else aren't supposed to touch her vagina!

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Another day, Baby G and FIL and his wife went to the embassy and they were waiting for their turn.  While waiting, a woman asked about the number of women waiting. 

A guy gave out the number of women present in the waiting room and Baby G said, "I'm a woman too!"

LMAO


Happy Friday y'all! ;p

24 comments:

Barbara said...

Ha! Kids can say the funniest things sometimes. I wonder where they come up with this stuff.

Erin Wallace said...

Here for the Friday Follows - love to find new blogs to follow - hope to see you at Dropped Stitches!

xo Erin

MK said...

How cute! Baby G sounds adorable.

Alee said...

Aww...she sounds so cute!

the girl in stiletto said...

wow. 4 years old being taught vagina?? lol. i feel old now.

LaceyRee said...

haha kids are so funny :)
I used to live in the country and my dad was driving my niece (who was probably 4 or 5 at the time) and I on the back roads to our house. Anyway, there's this little hill and my dad always drives fast over it and calls it the roller coaster. He drives over it and I'm laughing because it's fun, and then my niece says,"That tickled my vagina!"

Johana Hill said...

the girl in stiletto Yes! She makes me feel old too. LOL

LaceyRee Are you serious?! Hahahaha...The thing is not only do they know the word but they know what it means too! *smh*

LaceyRee said...

I know, it's crazy. My dad didn't know what to say, so he ignored her and told my sister about it later, which I'm sure is similar to how you felt haha.

Gnetch said...

Ahhh. So adorable!!!

Kanwalful said...

This baby is hilarious!

Najwa Pervin said...

Haha ! Kids these days !

Sweta said...

That baby, oops,woman's got it going on! ;) Soo cute :)

Love your blog-I'm hopping over from NYCIslandGal's blog hop.Love your template :)

Rukhpar Mor said...

Haha..Kids say the darnedest things=) Do you remember that show??

SO, is this Baby G your SIL?

LA Idiot said...

"I was resting on my bladder!"

What a smarty pants!

Carina the Blogarina said...

Haha! Good for her that she's already learning to say no! Dangerous world...

ChinkyGirLMeL said...

Awwww. Kids say the darnest things don't they? How cute!

MKL said...

Haha.. the last one is a classic :P

Susie Q said...

Haha kids, eh? Suppose "baby"G is a wrong name now!

The thing I hate about kids is the fact that they're so cute and adorable and cuddly as babies and WHOOMPHF before you know, they're surly teenagers. If they'd only never grow up..... :)

Johana Hill said...

Susie Q Lady G then! LOL

Jewels Diva® said...

Fuck!!!

The kid is only 3/4 this year.

Where the hell did she learn all of that?????

Most kids can't even say boo let alone vagina or bladder.

Erin Wallace said...

You never know what a kid is going to say, do you?

Most of my photos come from weheartit.com, I also used photobucket, flickr, take some of my own, and beautyineverything.com. I try and always credit, but sometimes I forget the We Heart It comment on the bottom (fix it when I find it).

xo Erin

Danaconda said...

Babies fucking rule. They're fearless and they know they can get away with anything by acting cute. My little brother went up to a plus-sized man one time and said, "Wow, you're really fat." Unbelievable.

One quick story you might like: You know how little kids often mispronounce words? When my dad was around 4 years old he would say "punch" instead of "punish." So one time at the supermarket he was misbehaving so his mom yelled at him. He put on his cute face and pleaded to his mother, "Please mommy, don't punch me. Please don't punch me." People were all looking like, "What the fuck is wrong with this woman?"

I'm an editor by the way :)

Andhari said...

She's a smart kid. Those are a sign!:D

Lady Mel said...

Baby G should have said, "Don't touch my vayjayjay". Now that would have made me laugh out loud. XD

Awwww, cute.

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