Dave comes home from work early one day. He walks into the kitchen and sees his wife on her knees, scrubbing the floor. He watches the rhythmic movements of her bum high in the air for a few seconds, before he can't take it anymore.
Without a word, he lifts up her skirt, slides in and gives her the pounding of her life until they both orgasm loudly. Then he zips himself up, gets to his feet and kicks up her arse as hard as he can.
"What the fuck was that for?!", she screams at him.
"That was for not turning round to see who the fuck it was."
P.S: I'm not sleepy. It's been raining hard tonight. Gotta find something to do, right? ;p
10 comments:
What????Hoho!!Love your writting!Hugs
incredible joke. lol day made.
Brilliant joke!
I wish it was for real. :(
Love your new layout! :D
hahaha ! Good one !
LMAO!!! Good one.
hey! I'm new to your blog, and I loved it!
BTW I also live in an island, and it rained last night too.
Hahaha... good one, Jo! :D
hahaha funny as ever. amazing!
wahahaha. funny! oh and by the way, I love your new layout.
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