Busy, busy, busy!
Paperwork, paperwork, paperwork!
Hot, hot, hot!
Now merge those 3 together you get hell, hell, hell.
That's where I've been for the past 2 weeks. Hell!
Anyway someone asked me why did I name Stupid Girl Stupid Girl and High Cock High Cock. I know many of you are curious and wonder why do I refer to the people I blog about with crazy names. Well ain't it your lucky day today! I'm going to tell you why.
Honey Lips - My husband who drives me crazy with his soft and sweet lips. I can spend everyday in bed with his lips kissing every inch of my skin.
Classy Woman - a good friend who loathes bad-mannered people. She would swallow a fart even if her life depends on her not swallowing it.
High Cock - a rich guy who drives more than one car, has more than one house, has more than one mistress put up in rented accommodation, and has a heart of gold. And his wife is one of the prettiest, smart women on the island. Life sucks, eh?
Lover Boo - my lesbian friend whom you wish were a man. Whom you wish were your man. When she loves, she gives her all. That's one chick who'll really travel to the end of the world for you. She's a classic example of love-makes-you-go-blind theory.
Virgin Boo - the love of Lover Boo. She is a virgin in every sense. Nuff said.
Stupid Girl - one of the mistresses of High Cock, she has had sexual intercourse from an early age and believes she's too much of a mature woman to mingle with the high-schoolers and hence dropped out. She parties every night and sleeps during the day. Sugar daddies come and go, true, but when shit goes sour, then what? No GCSE, no diplomas, no degrees. No education. Even hookers know the importance of education.
Treadmill Mouth, Main Squeeze, The Pimp, Manly Man and Slutty Girl - the names say it all!
I'm all ears now! ;p
Showing posts with label Virgin Boo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Virgin Boo. Show all posts
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
The Sun Is Shining Brighter Today
Before I share with you the stupid-est joke I've ever heard, let me thank each and everyone for commenting on my previous post. On numerous occasions, I've told Lover Boo to move on before it gets messier. She says she's bound by the power of love and she will close that chapter only when Virgin Boo finds someone else! That's absurd I know. As many of you agreed, Virgin Boo is being selfish. All I can do at this point is to keep reiterating the same arguments over and over again. But at the end of the day it's her choice, however foolish it is. That's the sad part.
Anyway, if you're following me on Twitter then you know that I've been hanging out with Honey Lips for almost 2 days now and hence couldn't read any blogs or mails. We came home for lunch today, despite having had 2 Chicken sandwiches and 1 Beef Sandwich on the road. After we finished our food, we were chillaxing on the porch when I exclaimed, "Boy it's too hot! I need another shower."
"Again?", Honey Lips asked.
"Yes. Again. I feel like diving in a barrel full of cold water and stay the--", I was complaining when he cut me off and nonchalantly said, "The rain washed the dust off the sun earlier and that's why the sun is shining brighter now."
"What?!", I started to laugh.
He pointed to the trees and said, "Looky there, the sun is B.R.I.G.H.T.E.R!"
Uh huh...now isn't that the stupid-est joke you ever heard?
Anyway, if you're following me on Twitter then you know that I've been hanging out with Honey Lips for almost 2 days now and hence couldn't read any blogs or mails. We came home for lunch today, despite having had 2 Chicken sandwiches and 1 Beef Sandwich on the road. After we finished our food, we were chillaxing on the porch when I exclaimed, "Boy it's too hot! I need another shower."
"Again?", Honey Lips asked.
"Yes. Again. I feel like diving in a barrel full of cold water and stay the--", I was complaining when he cut me off and nonchalantly said, "The rain washed the dust off the sun earlier and that's why the sun is shining brighter now."
"What?!", I started to laugh.
He pointed to the trees and said, "Looky there, the sun is B.R.I.G.H.T.E.R!"
Uh huh...now isn't that the stupid-est joke you ever heard?
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
A Love Story Not So Gay
She discovered, quite accidentally, with a little help from me, that she prefers women to men. Meet Lover Boo, who's in her late 20s, independent, has a full-time job and everything else a woman her age wants and needs.
She broke up with her fiance because bi-curiosity was not just a thought but a possibility and at arm's reach. Meet Virgin Boo, in her mid 20s, caught up between divorced parents, has a full-time job and was almost going to marry a guy who goes out of his way to show his love for her.
Then they met. Lover Boo, with her constant need to be loved, and Virgin Boo, untouched so far. They fell in love. They broke up with their respective boyfriends and started seeing each other. One blissful year and some of hot, steamy sex, heart-to-heart conversations, perfect dates, joyous celebrations and almost drama-free quality time, things can only get better, right? Not in their case. To be more precise, not in Virgin Boo's case.
Virgin Boo is now having second thoughts. She no longer thinks that she's cut out for a cock-free life. Not that she wants any cock either. Her stress over family issues gave way to her insecurities. Blowing hot and cold seems her only way to hide her anxieties. Lover Boo is blaming herself because she thinks she's not loving Virgin Boo enough. So starts her quest to prove to Virgin Boo how much she loves her. But it's not working.
Virgin Boo claims that she needs time and space. Lover Boo agrees. She backs off. Weeks gone by, Lover Boo tries to talk to Virgin Boo. VB clams up and won't say a word. Now they just exchange gloomy looks across their office desks (they work for the same company). Lover Boo is desperate and on the verge of becoming suicidal. Virgin Boo won't talk.
From lovers to strangers in the space of a few months...
Now I ask you my beautiful readers, what should Lover Boo do? Cut her losses and move on? Or keep waiting...?
P.S: I'm not Lover Boo. She's a close friend of mine and my heart breaks for her. I've listened to her rants and offered a few encouraging words here and there. But I believe I'm not doing enough. Help please!
She broke up with her fiance because bi-curiosity was not just a thought but a possibility and at arm's reach. Meet Virgin Boo, in her mid 20s, caught up between divorced parents, has a full-time job and was almost going to marry a guy who goes out of his way to show his love for her.
Then they met. Lover Boo, with her constant need to be loved, and Virgin Boo, untouched so far. They fell in love. They broke up with their respective boyfriends and started seeing each other. One blissful year and some of hot, steamy sex, heart-to-heart conversations, perfect dates, joyous celebrations and almost drama-free quality time, things can only get better, right? Not in their case. To be more precise, not in Virgin Boo's case.
Virgin Boo is now having second thoughts. She no longer thinks that she's cut out for a cock-free life. Not that she wants any cock either. Her stress over family issues gave way to her insecurities. Blowing hot and cold seems her only way to hide her anxieties. Lover Boo is blaming herself because she thinks she's not loving Virgin Boo enough. So starts her quest to prove to Virgin Boo how much she loves her. But it's not working.
Virgin Boo claims that she needs time and space. Lover Boo agrees. She backs off. Weeks gone by, Lover Boo tries to talk to Virgin Boo. VB clams up and won't say a word. Now they just exchange gloomy looks across their office desks (they work for the same company). Lover Boo is desperate and on the verge of becoming suicidal. Virgin Boo won't talk.
From lovers to strangers in the space of a few months...
Now I ask you my beautiful readers, what should Lover Boo do? Cut her losses and move on? Or keep waiting...?
P.S: I'm not Lover Boo. She's a close friend of mine and my heart breaks for her. I've listened to her rants and offered a few encouraging words here and there. But I believe I'm not doing enough. Help please!