And The Saga Continues...

Warning:  This post is quite long but oh! so read-worthy!

I was standing by the window, looking at Honey Lips questioningly.

"Bring the duplicate keys for downstairs please", he asked.

I shrugged.  "Hold on, I'm coming up", he then added.

He went by his father to ask him for the duplicate keys for downstairs.  On his way down, Honey Lips excitedly said, "High Cock wants to get in but Stupid Girl locked the door from inside."

Now you remember High Cock and Stupid Girl, right my dearest darlings?  Remember how I told you that High Cock is renting the flat on the level below mine?  That flat belongs to my father in-law.  

I followed Honey Lips downstairs where he and High Cock were trying to get the door open.  I then heard, "Don't let him come inside!"

That was Stupid Girl shouting at her cousin who was with her in the flat.  High Cock angrily sat on the patio table and shaking his head.  "Wait for another 5-10 minutes and then you try again", Honey Lips whispered to High Cock.

Then he came to me and said, "Let's go on the ground floor."  Once on the ground floor, "What's happening?", I impatiently asked HL.

"Stupid Girl went to TV Woman and told her that High Cock rented a flat for her too!", Honey Lips explained.  "She went by TV Woman's house and caused a scene."

Now you're wondering who's TV Woman, huh?  Well she's another mistress of High Cock, who works for a local TV channel.  HC pays her rent (actually HC has 3 mistresses, plus the wife and have all of them in separate paid-for dwellings) and just bought her a car.  

"Then High Cock found out that Stupid Girl is not going to school. He gives her money everyday for traveling and food expenses.  He recently bought 700-dollar-worth of school books for her", Honey Lips told me.

We went back to the flat and Honey Lips and High Cock managed to get the door open.  HC went in and closed the door.

Then... 

CRASH! THUD! CRASH! CRASH! THUD! THUD! THUD! CLANG! BAM! THUD! CRASH!

We could hear High Cock beating SG and both of them cussing at each other.  It went on for about 30 minutes!

Suddenly High Cock left.  Sobbingly, Stupid Girl started swearing and every minute kept on slamming doors. Her aunt came and tried to appease her.  SG wouldn't hear any of it.  She kept on banging doors. 

Honey Lips called the aunt aside and warned her, "Tell her to stop banging the doors.  My father doesn't want this kind of drama in his place."  But SG wasn't listening to anyone and all she was saying was, "Tell HC I'll get crazy on his ass.  I'll kill him.  Go tell him that."

Aunty said, "Stupid Girl is still a child.  She's 16.  That's what HC gonna get from a child.  She doesn't know how lucky she is.  Her mother is poor and now a man is taking care of her and she had to go and mess it all up.  You know how many girls would kill for an opportunity like this? She needs to focus on her studies.  She has it easy."

Then The Maid piped in, "If a man is paying my bills I'll work harder.  I won't mess up like this!"  And on and on, The Maid and Aunty carried on while Honey Lips would occasionally add his two cents.  

OH.  MY. GOD.  Where are they from? This is an opportunity? Having a married man as your boyfriend is a freakin' opportunity? SG is poor, so what?  That doesn't excuse her promiscuity! Education is bloody free in this country.  You don't need a man to support your education.  Stupid Girl is an okayish-pretty girl to my standard.  She can find jobs and study simultaneously.  How many poor people managed/manage to get out of the rut without wrecking someone else's home?! And don't let me get started on High Cock! He's fucking a 16-year-old so he can't expect much from her, can he?  She's a friggin' child, who knows how to suck cock and open her legs but feels too ashamed to put on a school uniform.  Because she knows she'll get laughed at, not because she can't hang out with high-schoolers.  Bloody excuse if you ask me. Dang!

While the three of them were pouring out their opinions and SG viciously lashing her anger on the doors, I was screaming inside my head, "I'm a celebrity...Get me the fuck out of here! Fuck, I need a bloody cigarette!"

Names Explained

Busy, busy, busy!

Paperwork, paperwork, paperwork!

Hot, hot, hot!

Now merge those 3 together you get hell, hell, hell.

That's where I've been for the past 2 weeks.  Hell!

Anyway someone asked me why did I name Stupid Girl Stupid Girl and High Cock High Cock.  I know many of you are curious and wonder why do I refer to the people I blog about with crazy names.  Well ain't it your lucky day today!  I'm going to tell you why.

Honey Lips - My husband who drives me crazy with his soft and sweet lips.  I can spend everyday in bed with his lips kissing every inch of my skin.

Classy Woman - a good friend who loathes bad-mannered people.  She would swallow a fart even if her life depends on her not swallowing it.

High Cock - a rich guy who drives more than one car, has more than one house, has more than one mistress put up in rented accommodation, and has a heart of gold.  And his wife is one of the prettiest, smart women on the island.  Life sucks, eh?

Lover Boo - my lesbian friend whom you wish were a man. Whom you wish were your man.  When she loves, she gives her all.  That's one chick who'll really travel to the end of the world for you.  She's a classic example of love-makes-you-go-blind theory. 

Virgin Boo - the love of Lover Boo.  She is a virgin in every sense.  Nuff said.

Stupid Girl - one of the mistresses of High Cock, she has had sexual intercourse from an early age and believes she's too much of a mature woman to mingle with the high-schoolers and hence dropped out.  She parties every night and sleeps during the day.  Sugar daddies come and go, true, but when shit goes sour, then what? No GCSE, no diplomas, no degrees.  No education.  Even hookers know the importance of education.

Treadmill Mouth, Main Squeeze, The Pimp, Manly Man and Slutty Girl - the names say it all!

I'm all ears now! ;p

The Cheater Gets Cheated

I jumped up from my bed as soon as I heard Honey Lips lightly knocked on the door.  I usually lock all the doors after 9 p.m.  He is back.  He went to buy us dinner (KFC's Zingers and French Fries).  As soon as I opened the door, he breathlessly said, "Here you go, hun.  I can't believe she brought another man here."

"Who? What?", I was confused.

"Stupid Girl.  I just met the man downstairs.  I can't believe it", he answered, shaking his head.

Now you must be wondering who is Stupid Girl.  Yes it's time for another dramatic story.

Okay.  So Stupid Girl is about 19 years old but look older than me (I'm in my late 20s, for visualization's sake) and goes to high school.  Her boyfriend is married and she doesn't mind Mr High Cock's marital status.  Mr High Cock is renting the apartment on the floor below ours for $1800 per month.  He pays for everything.  Basically, Stupid Girl is a kept woman.

"That bitch!  Mr. O told me about Stupid Girl seeing someone else but I couldn't believe it.  Now I know for sure.  I want to tell Mr. High Cock but --", he hissed.  (Mr. O is a mutual friend of Honey Lips and Mr. High Cock.)

"Oh no! It's not your business.  Do not get involved", I cut him off.

"Anyway Mr High Cock deserves it", I added.

"What?", Honey Lips shouted.  "Are you crazy? The man put her in a rented apartment and is paying everything for her and now she's cheating on him."

"Huh? Stupid Girl is cheating on Mr. High Cock.  So what?  Mr. High Cock is cheating on his wife too.  You disrespect one woman, you get disrespected by another.  Period", I angrily exclaimed.

You realize that it's the start of a fight between Honey Lips and I?

"So you're saying it's alright for Stupid Girl to cheat on Mr. High Cock?", HL asked me.

"Well yes.  He deserves it", I self-righteously bit back.

"You don't do that.  When the man is paying your bills, you don't go behind his back with another man", he defensively argued.  "You don't know about these things because you're inexperienced in this matter."

"What has my inexperience got to do with this?", I fumed. "He's getting what he deserves.  Karma is a bitch."

"How can you say that? You didn't hear what I say? The man gave her a house, paying her bills and you think it's right for her to fuck someone else?", HL agitatedly asked.  "It's like you're telling me two wrongs make a right."

"I never said she was right! But what do you expect from a woman who willingly entered into a relationship with a married man? I'm not surprised to hear she's cheating on her married lover.  That's all", I lashed out.

And for the next 10 minutes, we fought (or debated as Honey Lips later corrected) back and forth over moral values, different cultures, deceptive women, chauvinist/sexist men, age gap etc.  You get the gist right?

"Anyway, I don't care what you tell me.  You have to get back to the 21st century.  I may be inexperienced but I'm a woman.  What's wrong if Stupid Girl is getting attention from someone else while Mr. High Cock is busy with the wifey? It's not like Mr. High Cock is doing good by the wifey", and I then let out a deep breath, and started getting ready for bed.

"You wouldn't understand.  It's useless talking about it", Honey Lips gibed. 

I disdainfully hmph-ed and went to my side of the bed.

"Come here", he opened his arms wide.  "I love you.  You're a decent woman", he cajoled.

"Huh, I'll prove your theory wrong.  Ask any woman from my generation and they'll tell you the same thing", I pushed forward.

"Okay", he sighed.

"Goodnight", and I turned my attention towards the TV and fell asleep.  With a vague thought, "I love him despite his sexist ass."

What's your take?