Fast-forward to when we made up and I'm sitting on his lap.
And he says, "I don't like it when you're pissed off. You look ugly when you're angry."
Apparently I'm not one of those women who looks sexy with an angry face or my eyes don't twinkle. I'll stop reading Mills & Boon! Damn...
(Hey! Don't judge me because I read Mills & Boon...those books taught me a lot - how to play hard to get, falling for rich old men are okay, fake tears always work, how to read men's eyes, - wait you don't expect me to tell you EVERYTHING I learn from M&B right?)
Me: "You got more to lose than I do when I'm pissed."
HL: "Just remember I can make you disappear if you mess with me."
Me: "Your conscience will eat you alive."
HL: "Not if you deserve to die."
Me: "No one has the right to choose when I die except GOD!"
HL: "Isn't that my name? You call me GOD everytime. Like last night..."
Me: "Uh..."
HL: "I'll bury you alive somewhere or chop you into pieces and throw them in the ocean!"
We are big fans of Dexter! I'm thinking maybe we should dedicate more TV time watching Tool Academy!
Me: "Ah you'll get all Dexter on my ass?"
HL: "Yes I'll Dexterize you!"
7 comments:
Dexterize you ha ha! I freaking LOVE you J! Dexter is like my favorite show ever!!!!! he had me at the first drop of blood!
If we love Dexter again! We plan our Sundays around Dexter! ;p
"(Hey! Don't judge me because I read Mills & Boon...those books taught me a lot - how to play hard to get, falling for rich old men are okay, fake tears always work, how to read men's eyes, - wait you don't expect me to tell you EVERYTHING I learn from M&B right?)"
So, am I in right in saying that Mills & Boon are basically responsible for the downfall of modern society? It's always the person you least suspect.
Mills & Boon has been in existence since the 80s if I'm not mistaken and it's mostly read by teenagers. I don't think we can totally blame M&B! If you don't learn from the books, it's from the movies, or from the environment you grow up...
This might make me look like I hail from a completely different universe, but I've never seen a single episode of Dexter. They don't show it here in Australia (I therefore sincerely agree with your previous post about TVs limiting viewers choices. Damn those money-making selfish bitches)
You have to watch Dexter! Buy the DVDs or something. He is the only murderer that women gush over... ;)
Okay, so 10 people in my life already told me to watch Dexter. Dvd store or not, hmmmm interesting :D
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