Honey Lips and I are lying down in bed, watching TV. Every time he asks me to scratch his back, I hurt him. So he says.
"Rub slowly, gently and firmly", he pleaded.
"Slowly, gently and what?", I asked.
"How do you do gentle and firm at the same time?", I frowningly questioned him.
And his brilliant answer was, "Just like a cock enters a pussy...gently and firmly!"
I rest my case.
A couple of Law & Order Series later...
"Where's my poem?", I begged.
Honey Lips has a romantic soul. Many times, out of the blue, while hugging me, he would recite a poem. Most of the times they don't make sense but it's sweet of him to spit a few rhymes just for me. It's been a while he hasn't performed. Poetically speaking of course.
"You're not Byron. I'm not asking you to write a masterpiece.", I complained to him.
"Baby, everything I do is a masterpiece!"
And that's how my husband rolls.
Now before I continue, let me clarify that we've been on very good terms for the past few weeks, he and I. We had a huge row last month. So as I say, it's not always rosy.
Back to today, an hour before, he and I are in the car, on our way back home...
This is me, about to rhyme for my wife Johana
Just in time
What I'm about to do for you you'd like
This is a poem I'm gonna recite
Stress of the week-end...stress of the week-end
Went in town
To have a frown*
A place called Beertown**
Get in trouble
On the double
You know for sure Jo
You burst my bubble
Went back home
I began to cry
Oh god baby I don't wanna lie!
*Frown - He meant "to have a laugh". He changed it because of the rhyme.
**Beertown - Actually I changed the name of the place but it ends with 'town'.
If you've read the previous post you'd understand the poem.... ;p
Yes I love him too...
Now to more awesome stuff....I got another award!!
I know, I know...I'm awesome... ;p
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