Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Mad Blog Love

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You know how excited you get when you know Ms Vajay will have a visitor tonight or any time (you freaks!) during the day?  I also know how many of those excitements turn into disappointments.

Hold on...hold on...hold on...I heard somebody said, "But I'm a virgin!"

Girl wait for the right guy to come along.  In this instance the 'right guy' doesn't necessarily mean husband material.  It's someone who'll take proper care of your cherry. If he's not prepared to lick it then he's not the one.

Anyway not every sexual intercourse ends in satisfactory orgasms.

"I fake it sometimes!", piped in another voice.  Oh yes! I hear you ma'am.

I'm guilty too.  Of bluffing it through.  There are times you just can't tell him, "Honey it didn't work this time".  Especially when you see his dazed expression and hear his satisfied "Oh yeeeessss baby!"  I yessss too...Hey I'm only human.  White lies sweetheart, white lies.

But this post is not about sexual orgasms.  It's about Blogasms.  A new word I'm sure I'm not the first to come up with.  A blogasm in my book is defined as the feeling, the sensation I get not between my legs but in my heart when I'm shown blog love.

Emily, fondly referred to as Em, from It's Em, came up with this brilliant idea called Blog Love.  She loves reading blogs and decided to feature one of her favorite bloggers each week.  Consider it as free lunch. ;p Bless her heart.  Read more here.

Today is the first day of Blog Love and she picked me.  She got mad love for my blog and the love is delightfully reciprocated.  So why don't you all pick up your tush and head over to her blog and show her some love? You can be featured too.  Ain't that awesome?!  Blogasm guaranteed!

Whereas for you guys, you might get lucky too! Don't be a wuss and go check out Em...if it's not blogasm then sure as hell it'll be an orgasm on sight! Her cheekbones are to die for.  And I'm sure other things too.  Just don't let her husband know. ;p

Go on...

11 comments:

EmWampach said...

Pure amazingness that was!;) made me blush, laugh and pass my laptop around the room!

He he my blog is not that amazing but your kind words have def given me a kick up bum cheeks to get my blog up to multiple Blogasms standards ;)

And wow, thanks for the *big up* on my cheek bones.. he he... secret tip - contouring, it does wonders!

xxx

Johana Hill said...

Nah! Thank you love for picking me. I'm like your Blog Love Virgin...yay! ;p

Tip noted. I'll try it next time I go out ;p

EmWampach said...

popping my Blog Love Cherry...

undomestic chica said...

That's so funny, Blog Love is kinda like my Blog Crush thing :) Congrats on being the first!

Blue~Flame said...

In a a world of censors and beeps you are a delight to read. :)

Lady Mel said...

"Hold on...hold on...hold on...I heard somebody said, "But I'm a virgin!"

"Girl wait for the right guy to come along. In this instance the 'right guy' doesn't necessarily mean husband material. It's someone who'll take proper care of your cherry. If he's not prepared to lick it then he's not the one."

How did you know it was me!?!?! :O Bless your little heart. hehe

Johana Hill said...

Lady Mel I'm psychic!! Hahahaha

xxx

André Leech said...

Hello there again, I think you just got the beautiful blogger award from me. Have fun :)

Annika said...

Are you not just little Mrs popular, haha! Congrats on the blogasm, hope there are more to come for you!

Agy Talks said...

Heh.Love this post and the new definition of blogasm, it like the seduction for blogging( referred from my pots :D)love how it sounds & the meaning is so nice & funny :))

AgyTalks from http://agytalk.blogspot.com
Thanks for commenting on my post :)

EmWampach said...

The love for the Mercurial Wife flows fast and steady! :)
Em
x

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