We are assuming.
And no. Nobody will make an ass of you and I. We'll be fine. If they do, then we shoot them right between the eyes. Right? Perfect.
And remember we are assuming.
Slutty Girl is flirting with Manly Man. She practically throws herself on his face. She's the on-your-face-type of woman who thinks being born in the ghetto is a plus point. Oh and she's from Big City.
Manly Man tells Classy Woman - who is also his better half, about Slutty Girl. Manly Man and Classy Woman make fun of Slutty Girl and have a good laugh at her expense.
A few days later, Manly Man is sitting on a two-seat couch, next to Slutty Girl, with barely a few inches to spare, and they are both enjoying a beer. Talking. Chatting. Whatever.
Classy Woman passes by and catches them enjoying a conversation.
Of course Classy Woman is taken aback. And confronts Slutty Girl and Manly Man.
Slutty Girl swears nothing happened. Manly Man swears they were just talking.
Classy Woman is skeptical and kicks up a fuss.
Now my beautiful people, I ask you.
Is it reason enough for Manly Man and Classy Woman to break up? Should they call it quits? Has Manly Man betrayed Classy Woman by sparing Slutty Girl a few minutes of his time?
What say you?
I need your input. Spit it out...