Saturday, May 1, 2010

He Says. I Blog.

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When I started writing this post, I thought I'd tell you how much I've grown to hate public holidays but then I realize I still like it.  It's true that every damn shop is closed; however the hush that seems to descend over the island is so welcoming.  Plus, there's no evil soul to bother me. 

Anyway, yesterday Honey Lips and I spent the day home, watching movies. 

I was lying on my back, straddling his waist, while he was sitting upright on the bed.

"Hey watch this! Phone sex.  You want some? Here you go", he flipped open his phone and began rubbing it on my upper thighs.

He then laughed and I joined in.

"That'll end up in your blog, eh?", he affirmed.

Now remember I told you that he knows nada about this anonymous blog? (I think I did.)  Well, it's been a few weeks since he found out.  I kinda got caught.  Fortunately, he wasn't bothered about the blog URL because I sat him down and explained to him how this online journal represents my private space just like his phone does his.  He understood.  But sometimes, he begs to read one or two posts here and there.  I half-heartedly surrender.  And then, there are other times, when I force him to read a post I feel was well-written (in my humble opinion).  *rolling eyes*

So every time he cracks a joke, he'll be like, "You're going to blog about it? See, without me, you won't have anything to write about.", (did I tell you that his ego doesn't fit the door?), or "Put that in your blog!" when we have a fight.  *let's have a marijuana minute of eye-rolls here*

As far as he's concerned, he provides me with blog material.  Which is true, sorta.  

The Abrupt End.


P.S: Happy Sunday! ;p

21 comments:

Andhari said...

He provides entertaining material to read, but it's also because you're one heck of a good writer, lady!:)

Manju said...

this made me LOLLLLLLLLl ;)

// krissy ♥ said...

You are one awesome partnership! :D

Aww you made me remember Dane, I used to bug him about reading my blog but he said he doesn't want to. And then one day he just quoted stuff I have written and then gave me a gift because of a post I wrote x_x

Gnetch said...

My guy friend knows that I post every stupid thing he tells me. Haha. This is why I love blogging.

And you're one hell of a writer. You and HL are lucky to have each other actually.

Leetid said...

Men do provide good blog posts because the amount of stuff they manage to come out with!

Carina the Blogarina said...

I never want Derek to know about my blog.. but I guess that because I have written so much stuff about how I felt when we were on or relationship vacay that I feel are private. Even from him. Also I am a bit embarrassed to keep a blog.. It's like my dirty little secret that no ones knows about.

MKL said...

Haha.. His ego certainly is big, but that makes him interesting. If he had a small *cough ego, I'm sure you'd not have a lot to blog, lol. Right? ;)

Johana Hill said...

Thank you Andhari! ;p

Manju Hahaha I try to please milady!

krissy Thank you love. He was sneaky! LOL

Gnetch Thank you! HL said I'm really lucky to have him. LOL

Leetid Tell me about it! I don't write half the crap he says...I filter his crap! LOL

Carina I thought your hubster knew about your blog! Well you're doing a good job at hiding it. Women are better at those things. ;p

MKL Oh I'm talking about ego ego here! No reference to his uh...you know...LOL. That's private! But know that I'm a happy lady! Ha!

Jewels Diva® said...

Isn't it nice to have such raw material right there inside you, I mean beside you.....

Johana Hill said...

Jewels you are hilarious! I'm laughing like a mad woman here...LMAO

Angela said...

Awww, yay for your guy knowing! I tell Jen everything, literally *everything* so my blog was no exception. She doesn't blog (yet...) but I hope she'll start, I think she'd make an amazing blogger!

The Girl said...

This post is very LOL-worthy. Also, how does he not read everything? Have you hidden the URL from him? I'm confused, but hey, it's good he's respecting your space.

Kanwalful said...

Hahahahaha. My blog is pretty much the opposite of yours. It's so public. And now everytime anything happens, everyone's just like "Oh go blog about this." Lol.

Holly Renee said...

No doubt my Husby provides me with plenty of blog material, both serious and funny. It's a great source of inspiration!

the girl in stiletto said...

ahahahahahah. HE should continue providing materials and YOU should continue writing. because i extremely enjoy your writings ahahah.

LiLu said...

I hate to admit it, but my BEST material comes from B. ;-)

Johana Hill said...

The Girl I show him the posts I want him to read. The laptop is on my lap while he peruses and I control the up and down keys. He won't look at the blog URL because I distract him. Sometimes I would read it to him! Ha!

Susie Q said...

If my OH would have a blog where he talked about my stuff, I'd go CRAZY and try my best to find out what the URL was! :D I suppose he's not as.. *ehm*inquisitive*ehm* as I am :P

xx

Lady Mel said...

If Honey Lips read every blog post, he would "die" out of laughter.

Nuke Girl said...

Haha! Love it! Men and their infamous egos... :)

Skinny Dip said...

My boyfriend knows I blog & he's always saying stuff like "Is this going to end up in the blog?" & now he's graduated to "I think you should blog about this!"

Love it!

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