Showing posts with label Anonymous Blog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Anonymous Blog. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Post Date Customization - Blogger SOS - Part II

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I was very pleased with the response about my new blog layout.  I'm totally in love with it and I should tell you that I've worked on the layout for a while now.

Some days, I browse for hours, until inspiration strikes.  And it's not easy since I LOVE colors.  If I could integrate each and every color in my blog template, believe me, I would.  But anyway, remember (readers who've been reading since the beginning of The Mercurial Wife) the post Blogger SOS - Part I?  I know I said I would help anyone with template customization.  Again, I'm not really good at it but I try.

And today, I decided I would share one of the tricks I've used on this layout - the date header.  Have you noticed that it's not displayed the traditional way?  For months, I've been searching for the code and finally, I got it.  Before you try this hack, please do a back-up of your Blogger template (Click on Download Full Template)

1.  Log in on Blogger.
2.  Click on Design.
3.  Press Ctrl+f and search for
    ]]></b:skin> 
4.  Just above it, paste the following CSS code
.post-month { 
     background:#eee;
     float:left;
     font-size:15px;
     font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;
     text-align: center;
     width: 80px;
     height: 63px;
     color:#000;
     padding-top:5px;
     padding-bottom:0px;
     text-transform:uppercase;
     margin:-6px 7px 0 -10px;
}

.post-date {
    font-size:14px;
    font-weight:bold;
    text-align: center;
    color:#222;
}

.post-year{
    font-size:12px;
    font-weight:bold;
    text-align: center;
    color:#f0efeb;
}

5. Click on Save
6. Click on Expand Widget templates.
7. Ctrl+F and search for
<div class='post hentry'>
8. Paste the following just below it
<!-- calendar script-->
<div class='post-content'>
<div class='post-month'>
<script type='text/javascript'>
       var timestamp = &quot;<data:post.dateHeader/>&quot;;
       if (timestamp != &#39;&#39;) {
               var timesplit = timestamp.split(&quot;,&quot;);
               var date_yyyy = timesplit[2];
               var timesplit = timesplit[1].split(&quot; &quot;);
               var date_dd = timesplit[2];
               var date_mmm = timesplit[1].substring(0, 3);
       }
</script>
<script type='text/javascript'>document.write(date_mmm);</script>                <div class='post-date'><script type='text/javascript'>document.write(date_dd);</script></div>
<div class='post-year'><script type='text/javascript'>document.write(date_yyyy);</script>
</div>
</div></div>
<!-- end of cal script--> 

9. Save.
10. Ctrl+f and search for
<h2 class='date-header'><span><data:post.dateHeader/></span></h2>
11.  Replace with
<!--<h2 class='date-header'><span><data:post.dateHeader/></span></h2>-->
12.  Save.
13.  Go to date settings and select the third option - Monday, June 21, 2010.
14. Save and voila!

 You can edit the CSS section (see in red) to your heart's content! Any problems, let me know. ;p

Enjoy!

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

I'm Awesome!

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Oh fuck schmuck!

Have you checked out my Facebook Fan page? No?  Check it out and become a fan.  Click on the Wibiya toolbar below and click on the Like button.

Have you noticed anything?  The landing page of my Fan page has been re-vamped! It's a new trick I've learned on a website where it briefly explains how to create your own landing page! If you're interested in having one of your own, email me!

Last week, I helped Kanwal with her blog layout.  See here.  I won't mind doing yours.  Yes, you heard right.  If you're not totally satisfied with your current Blogger theme buzz me! Generous Me will help you.  Plus, you don't have to pay me a single dime! Ain't that rad? ;p

OK.  So now that's out of the way, let me wish you all a Happy Tuesday!It's one day away from Hump Day!

Saturday, May 1, 2010

He Says. I Blog.

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When I started writing this post, I thought I'd tell you how much I've grown to hate public holidays but then I realize I still like it.  It's true that every damn shop is closed; however the hush that seems to descend over the island is so welcoming.  Plus, there's no evil soul to bother me. 

Anyway, yesterday Honey Lips and I spent the day home, watching movies. 

I was lying on my back, straddling his waist, while he was sitting upright on the bed.

"Hey watch this! Phone sex.  You want some? Here you go", he flipped open his phone and began rubbing it on my upper thighs.

He then laughed and I joined in.

"That'll end up in your blog, eh?", he affirmed.

Now remember I told you that he knows nada about this anonymous blog? (I think I did.)  Well, it's been a few weeks since he found out.  I kinda got caught.  Fortunately, he wasn't bothered about the blog URL because I sat him down and explained to him how this online journal represents my private space just like his phone does his.  He understood.  But sometimes, he begs to read one or two posts here and there.  I half-heartedly surrender.  And then, there are other times, when I force him to read a post I feel was well-written (in my humble opinion).  *rolling eyes*

So every time he cracks a joke, he'll be like, "You're going to blog about it? See, without me, you won't have anything to write about.", (did I tell you that his ego doesn't fit the door?), or "Put that in your blog!" when we have a fight.  *let's have a marijuana minute of eye-rolls here*

As far as he's concerned, he provides me with blog material.  Which is true, sorta.  

The Abrupt End.


P.S: Happy Sunday! ;p