Gnetch, if you're reading this during your lunch break, please close this page and come back after you finish eating! You're welcome...;p
Anyway, today I cooked beef! I'm not a great cook, and I hate cooking. But, being loving and all, I decided to surprise Honey Lips. (This blog title should have been The Perfect Wife! Ha!) He enjoyed it. I must admit, my beef came out well done and juicy. Our steak knives glided through the well-seasoned meat; it was that tender and soft! Sorta. On the side, I did rice and peas, and sliced cucumber salad. Honey Lips loathes plain rice.
"That's what a wife's supposed to do. The husband works hard and comes home to hot food", Honey Lips mumbled in between chewing.
"Remember when I told you I hate cooking and no man will make me learn cooking? That was before we even started dating!", I pointed.
"So, what will happen to the kids when you become a professional?", Honey Lips, for the umpteenth time, asked. (No kids yet but we're planning to.)
"Well you'll take care of them! You said so", I riposted.
"How you mean?", Honey Lips asked.
"You'll feed them! You promised!", I clarified.
He just nodded and the conversation ended right there.
And now I'm thinking, "Fuck schmuck! I should have drafted a Book of Rules before I appended my signature to his on the marriage certificate, and made him sign it. Tsk, tsk, tsk..."
P.S: Thanks to all of you for your kind words in the previous post! May God bless you! ;p
17 comments:
Yes, but how was the beef!?!?!?!?!
Jewels it was delish! It was right on! I'm proud of myself. ;p
Haha! Thanks for the warning. I heart you!! You made me hungry. Again! :)
The steak sounds delish. Can I have a bite?
Gee, it's almost 2pm and I wasn't supposed to be hundry till morning and guess what? Now I sotta am!:)
Of course I meant "almost 2am" but I've never been proud of my spelling, anyway:)
Honey Lips is a bit of a throwback, I think you're gonna need to drag him into this century. Does he even use the internet?
"That's what a wife's supposed to do. The husband works hard and comes home to hot food"
I hope to have a husband on hand to have my hot food ready for when I finish work!
Somehow, the Book of Rules idea always seems better in the mind! hahahah. I want a steak now.
"I must admit, my beef came out well done and juicy. Our steak knives glided through the well-seasoned meat; it was that tender and soft!"
You should write food erotica.
Hey, why the warning? You did a great job. If you can feed your man, you're a helluva woman. Hey, where I can get me one of your kind? Oh, wait, I have one already, but she never cooked for me yet :-P Need to test her soon.
Gnetch I'm looking out for you! ;p
Kanwalful Of course you can!
Asta Sorry? I had BBQ wings today. LOL
Magpie Honey Lips is a YouTube and Facebook whore! He spoils me though.
Nashe The Book of Rules should become a reality! Ha!
Amber I make love to food! LOL
MKL Oh yes! Test her cooking skills and blog about it! I'd like to know how it'll turn out. ;p
Oh! A book of rules is a genius thing!
However, I can't even get my boyfriend to agree on a chore list...much less a whole book of parameters. *sigh* I love the thought!
I guess I have something in common with your hubby-I prefer rice and peas (vs. regular rice) as well! I usually only eat it when I go out to Caribbean restaurants because when I try making it myself it never turns out very good.
You cooked him beef huh? So marriage isn't as bad as men make it out to be ;)
just found your blog and i really enjoy reading what you have to say about the not so perfect married life. I'm newley married and so far no nightmares yet but things like this blog happen in my house hold to. This summer we are in agreements to who does what and who makes dinner. Im not the wife who will cook every night and serve him a hot dinner the second he walks in!
Im going to definatley keep reading this!
I am following you from Friday Follow.
Thanks
Jeanette Huston
http://www.mommyblessingsinsmallbundles.com/
Just so you know, any time you wanna come and cook for me, you're most welcome. You know, just in case you wake up one day and immediately think "today I must go and cook for SusieQ".
Last time I cooked I got myself terribly ill... 3 days later, I'm still suffering!
xx
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