A few minutes earlier...
"Hmm, what's so fascinating about you that men go ga-ga over you or your like huh?", I asked while I critically examined them closer.
They were right there, comfortably plopped atop my folded arms, as if they're ready to strike a provocative pose.
I peered closer, left to right, right to left and, "Oh! One of you is bigger than the other...", I exclaimed in surprise, "...way bigger!"
"What's up with that?", I mumbled.
"I know not being symmetrical is nothing serious but holy tamale! You are way bigger than the right one, Left Booby!"
P.S: I had to pen this down, for those who got no boobies! LMAO! Sue me not...