A few minutes earlier...
"Hmm, what's so fascinating about you that men go ga-ga over you or your like huh?", I asked while I critically examined them closer.
They were right there, comfortably plopped atop my folded arms, as if they're ready to strike a provocative pose.
I peered closer, left to right, right to left and, "Oh! One of you is bigger than the other...", I exclaimed in surprise, "...way bigger!"
"What's up with that?", I mumbled.
"I know not being symmetrical is nothing serious but holy tamale! You are way bigger than the right one, Left Booby!"
Ugh.
P.S: I had to pen this down, for those who got no boobies! LMAO! Sue me not...
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
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A friend of mine had a guy look down at her chest after the first time sleeping together and say, "So, one's bigger than the other, huh?"
I told her to leave him, but she's now married to him.
I won't sue. Haha! :D
You know, if your boobs are the same size they are probably fake. A woman with two equal size breast doesn't exist. My doctor told me when I had mine done. I had't even noticed there was a difference between them myself! Then he put a bigger implant in the one that was smaller so for a while I was walking around feeling like their were uneven when they really had just become the same size :)
LOL :) Btw does a natural pair of symmetrical boobies exist at all?
How did Honey Lips name them? Britney and Lohan? :P
Apparently the left one tends to be bigger than the right in most women.
My mum has the theory that it's cos your heart's on the left and just sits there pumping up your left boob.
Kate x
hehe... that's great! yeah mine aren't the same size either :( sigh
Snafu Honesty FTW huh? Ha!
Carina I read somewhere that one's eyebrows, amongst other body parts, also are not symmetrical. I know my boobies are not symmetrical but now the difference in size is kinda more obvious! LOL
Bruno I don't think so!
MKL LMAO! He doesn't have a specific name for 'em. He comes up with different names on different occasions! LOL
Kate That theory makes sense! Sorta... ;p
Nicole Next, check your eyebrows! ;p
Gnetch You're the only one who didn't mention the size of your boobies! LMAO
My right hand is slightly bigger than my left one. Does that make sense ... :-|
I'm a righty, too. In my special "oomph" bra, I even have to take out the extra air padding to even them up. Otherwise, I feel like half of Jessica Rabbit.
My right breast is slightly, SLIGHTLY bigger than my left. Not noticeably so though.
Just noticeable to me.
Symmetry is overrated! Actually, I'm not even sure if one is bigger than the other...now I need to check!
http://www.firednfabulous.com/
It's true, the right is different from the left. Nothing is the same. Our ears, nostrils, feet, boobs, testicles, hands, eyes, eyebrows....
etc,etc,etc.
hahahaha my best friend in high school had this problem (and it was obvious, not just a subtle difference) so when I got a bra with too much padding by accident (that's what I get as a 17 year old girl trying to order bras online) I took the padding out of one side and gave it to her as a joke.
The best part is that it became her favorite bra :)
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