Husband is in the shower and I shout out to him,
"I want to become an actress".
Actually I was watching a movie where this middle-aged divorceé goes back to college because she wants to become a teacher and rebuilds her life in sorts. And I'm like how hard could it be? Acting I mean. Plus the perks!
"What? You want to become an actress?", he repeated just as he's toweling himself dry.
Me: "Yes I do want to act."
Him: "You can't act..."
Me: "Well I'll lose weight and then become an actress."
Him: "It's not a question of size. You laugh too much. You can't act."
I crack up and then he says, "Whereas I now can become an actor!"