If I Were

If I were a month, I’d be October

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday

If I were a time of day, I’d be sunrise

If I were a planet, I’d be Earth

If I were a sea animal, I’d be dolphin

If I were a direction, I’d be North

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a queen-size bed

If I were a liquid, I’d be coconut water or Hennessy

If I were a gemstone, I’d be Topaz

If I were a tree, I’d be a peach tree

If I were a tool, I’d be a screwdriver

If I were a flower, I’d be a dark red rose

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be sunshine with a light breeze

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a piano

If I were a color, I’d be black

If I were an emotion, I’d be love

If I were a fruit, I’d be a peach

If I were a sound, I’d be baby's laughs

If I were an element, I’d be air

If I were a car, I’d be either a Lexus or BMW (Do not ask me the model 'cause I'm friggin' clueless)

If I were a food, I’d be Sweet and Sour King Prawns

If I were a place, I’d be France

If I were a material, I’d be silk

If I were a taste, I’d be spicy

If I were a scent, I’d be Calvin Klein for men

If I were an object, I’d be a pen

If I were a body part, I’d be the eyes

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a pout

If I were a song, I’d be Chasing Pavements by Adele

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a pair of red Louboutins platform shoes

If you feel like having one of your own 'If I were', please link back to the lovely Juliana from A Blonde Walks In A Blog.  I stole it from her! ;p