He calmly replied, "You can't handle two pussies!"
What is wrong with him? I swear sometimes he drives me up the wall because he takes everything as a joke.
I mean I really, really want a cat! A feline (other than myself...hahaha) who I'll take care of. Someone who'll listen to me when no one is around. Don't mind I'm scared of cats. That'll give me an opportunity to face my fear (one of many) and pat myself on the back.
Also, I think owning a kitten is a great way for me to prepare for motherhood, don't ya think?
So why don't you get pregnant? I hear you.
I'm having difficulty conceiving right now. Well I had two prior miscarriages and now it looks like the Lady Eggs are definitely on a strike. Click on that link and you'll know more.
You smoke too much!
*gasps* You bish! I don't. A few times maybe but I'm trying to stop puffing. Now I can't quit cold turkey, can I? It's so hard. It's imp...
Oh! Stop with all your shitty excuses! You friggin' want a baby so stop smoking Madre Dios!
Okay. Okay. I will. I promise. I swear.
But I still want a cat...?