Attitude Boy Says No To Birth Control And Safe Sex

Right now I'm staring at my screen, my mind in chaos.

Should I tell you about Attitude Boy and his baby mothers?  Or should I keep that story for next week?

Have I piqued your curiosity about Attitude Boy?  Yes?

His story is long and as you know, my posts are rather short. I like them short and simple. 

Anyway, since you insist, Attitude Boy is a man-child who just can't keep his dick in his pants.  Nothing new there huh?  All the men I came to know on Smaller Island use their penis more than their brain.

Attitude Boy has 2 baby mommas and he's only 20 years old! His mother is a whore (that's the word on the street) who after marrying a white dude, deserted AB and his sister.  Consequently, AB moved in with his mother-whore's best friend and impregnated MWBF's daughter.  After she delivered a pair of twins, her mother sent her to NY and kicked AB out of her house.

Then AB moved in with us.  Well we provided him with a roof over his head and helped him out for a few months.  Then I met AB's sister.  She is one helluva pretty woman.  Again, according to locals, she's no stranger to the horny male population.  First time I saw her, I was completely blown away by the sheer beauty of that girl.  Let's name her Pretty Woman.  Right.  So Pretty Woman is 19 years old and she gets paid to travel to exotic islands and fuck old, rich men.  I was dubious in the beginning because she seems like a nice girl to me.  And then her cousin confirmed the alleged rumors.

So back to Attitude Boy.  He, after his first baby mother relocated, started seeing another girl, who looks like a 14 year-old but is actually 18.  Honey Lips informed me about the pregnancy because, Attitude Boy is boasting to the boys in the area about his sexual prouesses to whoever cares to listen.  And believe me, many CARE enough to listen to what you have to say or don't have to say in Smaller Island.

Then yesterday I saw AB and his newly-pregnant woman-child girlfriend with her big belly, walking hand in hand.  I was in shock.  I mean hearing things and seeing things are two different things right? They stopped to say hi and AB was talking to my Honey Lips like he's a little boy! What the motherfuck?  I'm aware of his attitude problem but I thought he would at least be more respectful and all but hell to the no! His so-called gangster swagger infuriated me so much that I plainly ignored him until he left.

"Let him be", said Honey Lips when they left.

"Uh...", I mumbled.

"He thinks he's all that...", I added.

"You know me.  These things don't bother me.  What's my name?", asked HL.

I laughed.

"I know half of the people in this motherfucking island and the other half knows me..."

And that's how Honey Lips blows his own horn!

[Insert as many snickers as you can here]

1 Cat And A Baby - That's All I Want!

"I want a cat!", I shrieked at Honey Lips.

He calmly replied, "You can't handle two pussies!"

What is wrong with him? I swear sometimes he drives me up the wall because he takes everything as a joke.  

I mean I really, really want a cat!  A feline (other than myself...hahaha) who I'll take care of.  Someone who'll listen to me when no one is around.  Don't mind I'm scared of cats.  That'll give me an opportunity to face my fear (one of many) and pat myself on the back.  

Also, I think owning a kitten is a great way for me to prepare for motherhood, don't ya think?

So why don't you get pregnant? I hear you.

I'm having difficulty conceiving right now.  Well I had two prior miscarriages and now it looks like the Lady Eggs are definitely on a strike.  Click on that link and you'll know more.  

You smoke too much!

*gasps*  You bish! I don't.  A few times maybe but I'm trying to stop puffing.  Now I can't quit cold turkey, can I?  It's so hard.  It's imp...

Oh! Stop with all your shitty excuses! You friggin' want a baby so stop smoking Madre Dios!

Okay.  Okay.  I will.  I promise. I swear.

But I still want a cat...?