Wednesday, September 8, 2010

If Looks Could Kill, Lover Boo Will Be Charged...

Reading this from Chinky Mel Corner, the night when Honey Lips, Lover Boo and I went clubbing came to mind.

In life, there are friends and friends.  Some friends, no matter how long you haven't spoken to, or no matter how far they are from you, remain special.  When you meet up again, it's like 'only yesterday'.  

Lover Boo and I are very tight.  As the new lingo describes it, we are BFFs.  The bond we share remains tight, if not tighter by each and every conversation we enjoy. 

When I came back home, of course, we met and kinda fell back in the now-that-I-am-here-we-will-see-each-other-as-often-as-possible-and-call-each-other-as-much-as-we-like-which-is-every-day routine.  

Honey Lips, Lover Boo and I planned a night out.  We went to a very popular club in the tourist-y area.  Lover Boo donned a sexy dress and a pair of high heels, whereas I wore my have-worn-so-many-times black dress, and heels.  We were feeling gorgeous, especially with Honey Lips praising us and all. 

(Something like the following other words, paraphrasing...)

Lover Boo, once we reached the club, asked, "What will you guys have? I'm treating you two."

"Hennessy and Coke for me!", exclaimed Honey Lips.  

"I don't know...?", I was confused. What's new?

"Okay, let's go to the bar and then you can browse the menu", Lover Boo sweetly offered.

I agreed and, she and I made our way to the bar while Honey Lips rushed to the window seat. 

"Is something wrong with me? I see people shooting me weird looks...", LB asked me, sweeping a glance around us.  Lover Boo is really, really attractive.  You would agree too, if you saw her.

"You're pretty.  That's what it is", I chuckled while perusing the menu.  

"Women are staring at me! Eeekss...", she screeched.

"Isn't that what you want? Women looking at you?", I wisely cracked.  "Anyway, what are you having?"

"Yes, but they are giving me weird looks, you know? And this guy on my right too.  He's staring", LB whispered to me.  I stopped and looked on her right and saw this white dude devouring LB with his eyes.

"Oh! He is indeed staring at you!", I whispered back.

"Erm...have you decided what you want?", Lover Boo, uneasily, asked.  

"A Margarita! Yes. I want a Margarita. And you?", I looked up again, and what do you know? LB is talking to the white dude! I elbowed her and she turned to me.  

"Yes babes? He wants to buy me a drink!" She was bloody amused by now.  

"Accept it! Ha!", I, the Great Advisor, said.  "No way! He won't leave me alone then", LB muttered.  "Let's get you your drink. I'll have the same thing as well."

We ordered, collected our drinks and made our way to where Honey Lips was patiently waiting for us.

"You don't know what just happened!", I said to HL while I plopped my ass in the vacant chair next to him.  LB and I then regaled HL with what happened by the bar.

"Well next time, you accept his treat, silly!", Honey Lips teased LB.

Eventually, Lover Boo did accept White Dude's treat...A Guinness! For Honey Lips! 


Anonymous said...

I'm Lover Boo and this post rocks!:D

Kanwalful said...

Wow. She sounds like quite the babe.

B. said...

Aw cute! Glad to hear you had a good night out as well.

MKL said...

Somehow I missed the point here... Guess I shouldn't have drunken that beer before reading blogs ;)

Jewels Diva® said...

Wait, are you saying White Dude is gay and was interested in Honey Lips? Which is why he bought the Guinness for him.

Oh my!

Gnetch said...

Haha. I love it. Did White Dude ask for Lover Boo's number afterwards? Did she give it to him?

Johana Hill said...

MKL and Jewels White Dude bought Lover Boo a Guinness not knowing that LB doesn't drink Guinness. Honey Lips does though. So when White Dude asked LB, "What would you have?", LB replied, "A Guinness please!"

Gnetch I'm sure White Dude wanted to give LB his phone number but we kind of lost him after the treat! LMAO

Christina In Wonderland said...

And now I'm aching for a serious Girl's Night Out...

MKL said...

Like Jewels, I also had some ideas about someone being gay :P Thanks for explaining. I was drunk last night and chased by gay men who wanted to fill me up with Guinness, ok? So cut me some slack, will ya? :P

the girl in stiletto said...

ooo i only understand the joke after you explained it in your comment. boooo my bad!:p

ChinkyGirLMeL said... ummm...was white dude a cutie? and thanks for the little linky love sweetie.

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