Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Names Explained

Busy, busy, busy!

Paperwork, paperwork, paperwork!

Hot, hot, hot!

Now merge those 3 together you get hell, hell, hell.

That's where I've been for the past 2 weeks.  Hell!

Anyway someone asked me why did I name Stupid Girl Stupid Girl and High Cock High Cock.  I know many of you are curious and wonder why do I refer to the people I blog about with crazy names.  Well ain't it your lucky day today!  I'm going to tell you why.

Honey Lips - My husband who drives me crazy with his soft and sweet lips.  I can spend everyday in bed with his lips kissing every inch of my skin.

Classy Woman - a good friend who loathes bad-mannered people.  She would swallow a fart even if her life depends on her not swallowing it.

High Cock - a rich guy who drives more than one car, has more than one house, has more than one mistress put up in rented accommodation, and has a heart of gold.  And his wife is one of the prettiest, smart women on the island.  Life sucks, eh?

Lover Boo - my lesbian friend whom you wish were a man. Whom you wish were your man.  When she loves, she gives her all.  That's one chick who'll really travel to the end of the world for you.  She's a classic example of love-makes-you-go-blind theory. 

Virgin Boo - the love of Lover Boo.  She is a virgin in every sense.  Nuff said.

Stupid Girl - one of the mistresses of High Cock, she has had sexual intercourse from an early age and believes she's too much of a mature woman to mingle with the high-schoolers and hence dropped out.  She parties every night and sleeps during the day.  Sugar daddies come and go, true, but when shit goes sour, then what? No GCSE, no diplomas, no degrees.  No education.  Even hookers know the importance of education.

Treadmill Mouth, Main Squeeze, The Pimp, Manly Man and Slutty Girl - the names say it all!

I'm all ears now! ;p


Gnetch said...

Those names fit perfectly to those people. ☻

Anonymous said...

hahahah you are so awesome. that is all i have to say.

Lady Mel said...

Johana, give me a nickname! :)

Stupid Girl has a LONG way to go.

P said...

I can never think of great nicknames for people - good job!!!

Johana Hill said...

Thank you Gnetch, pinenutsandvodka, and P! ;p

Lady Mel I like your name! You're truly a lady so you're good! ;p

Jewels Diva® said...

What was going on in your mind when you came up with these names I just don't know.


Annika said...

Hey woman love the new look on the blog!
Or maybe it is not new, I might just have noticed it late since I have been gone...
But anyhooo... Its pretty!

Anonymous said...

I do love the names you give people, they make me giggle when reading your posts!!

// krissy ♥ said...

I am obsessed with naming my stuff (e.g. my laptop is Lady Fabrize, my camera is Lord Fontaine, one of my phones is named Alister, etc.) but I cannot match your creativity in giving nicknames to people! And reading the descriptions, how very apt indeed! :)

Kanwalful said...

Hahahahahahaha. Teach me how to name people like that!

MKL said...

You're creative with the names and I like how you write stories, but nobody can say that you expose their identity. And I hope you NEVER post pics of yourself, I like you, because you're anonymous and don't censor yourself. Too many bloggers do, including me. That's the price of fame, hehe :P

Carina the Blogarina said...

Great names! Sometimes I wish I had been more creative, like you when thinking up name for blog names for my real life friends... Maybe I can change that? On the theory that it's never to late?

Johana Hill said...

Carina It's never too late. You can still give names to your friends. Just think of things they do and look for an adjective describing them and voila! ;p

MKL Thank you so much! I won't post pics of myself and don't worry, the only thing I'll censor is CENSOR itself. LOL

KanwalfulYou're very smart and I know you can do it! ;p

Kriss Love the name of your laptop! Lazy that Italian? ;p

Leetid Thank you! ;p

Annika I changed the layout while you were busy enjoying the Toulouse beautiful scenery! ;p

Jewels I think of how to write the story in an un-boring way and the names come automatically sometimes. ;p

ChinkyGirLMeL said...

Hahahahaha. You are awesome! Maybe I'll start referring to people in that way. hehehehehe. I remember back in high school and college days my best friend and I would always give people code names. =)

Juliana said...

HAHHA! You crack me up everyday and this name clarification was just priceless!

ChinkyGirLMeL said...

P.S. hey sweetie, sorry but I tagged ya on my latest blog post. hehehehe =)

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