Busy, busy, busy!
Paperwork, paperwork, paperwork!
Hot, hot, hot!
Now merge those 3 together you get hell, hell, hell.
That's where I've been for the past 2 weeks. Hell!
Anyway someone asked me why did I name Stupid Girl Stupid Girl and High Cock High Cock. I know many of you are curious and wonder why do I refer to the people I blog about with crazy names. Well ain't it your lucky day today! I'm going to tell you why.
Honey Lips - My husband who drives me crazy with his soft and sweet lips. I can spend everyday in bed with his lips kissing every inch of my skin.
Classy Woman - a good friend who loathes bad-mannered people. She would swallow a fart even if her life depends on her not swallowing it.
High Cock - a rich guy who drives more than one car, has more than one house, has more than one mistress put up in rented accommodation, and has a heart of gold. And his wife is one of the prettiest, smart women on the island. Life sucks, eh?
Lover Boo - my lesbian friend whom you wish were a man. Whom you wish were your man. When she loves, she gives her all. That's one chick who'll really travel to the end of the world for you. She's a classic example of love-makes-you-go-blind theory.
Virgin Boo - the love of Lover Boo. She is a virgin in every sense. Nuff said.
Stupid Girl - one of the mistresses of High Cock, she has had sexual intercourse from an early age and believes she's too much of a mature woman to mingle with the high-schoolers and hence dropped out. She parties every night and sleeps during the day. Sugar daddies come and go, true, but when shit goes sour, then what? No GCSE, no diplomas, no degrees. No education. Even hookers know the importance of education.
Treadmill Mouth, Main Squeeze, The Pimp, Manly Man and Slutty Girl - the names say it all!
I'm all ears now! ;p